No one takes advantage of my Dante!
-Hillary

No one takes advantage of my Dante!

-Hillary

Top: Why, no, I haven’t read Fifty Shades of Grey
Bottom: …or as I like to call it, Fifty Shades of Twilight Fanfic Bondage Porn

Top: Why, no, I haven’t read Fifty Shades of Grey

Bottom: …or as I like to call it, Fifty Shades of Twilight Fanfic Bondage Porn

Because I am and I’d love to meet you!

If you’re going and want to meet up at some point during the convention, feel free to contact me via my personal blog!


How I responded when a customer said this to me. Thankfully he was a good sport and got the joke.

How I responded when a customer said this to me. Thankfully he was a good sport and got the joke.

I can’t recommend a book similar to Nick Sparks. I don’t read sentimental dribble.

I can’t recommend a book similar to Nick Sparks. I don’t read sentimental dribble.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
far too many of your memes are about twilight... we get the point
judgementalbooksellerostrich judgementalbooksellerostrich Said:

If people submitted others, there would be less about twilight.

It’s a book, Jackass.
(Lane Smith FTW.)

It’s a book, Jackass.

(Lane Smith FTW.)

Asker seaweeden Asks:
Working in a book store my favourite question this past Christmas was "Where do you keep the e-books in this store?"
judgementalbooksellerostrich judgementalbooksellerostrich Said: