No one takes advantage of my Dante!
-Hillary
Top: Why, no, I haven’t read Fifty Shades of Grey
Bottom: …or as I like to call it, Fifty Shades of Twilight Fanfic Bondage Porn
Because I am and I’d love to meet you!
If you’re going and want to meet up at some point during the convention, feel free to contact me via my personal blog!
How I responded when a customer said this to me. Thankfully he was a good sport and got the joke.
I can’t recommend a book similar to Nick Sparks. I don’t read sentimental dribble.
Anonymous Asks:
far too many of your memes are about twilight... we get the point
judgementalbooksellerostrich Said:
If people submitted others, there would be less about twilight.
It’s a book, Jackass.
(Lane Smith FTW.)
seaweeden Asks:
Working in a book store my favourite question this past Christmas was "Where do you keep the e-books in this store?"
judgementalbooksellerostrich Said:
