Judgemental Bookseller Ostrich

No one takes advantage of my Dante! -Hillary

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:38:20 -0400

No one takes advantage of my Dante!

-Hillary

Top: Why, no, I haven’t read Fifty Shades of Grey Bottom:...

Sun, 27 May 2012 22:17:59 -0400

Top: Why, no, I haven’t read Fifty Shades of Grey

Bottom: …or as I like to call it, Fifty Shades of Twilight Fanfic Bondage Porn

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Wed, 09 May 2012 01:51:51 -0400

Are any of my followers gong to Vidcon this year?

Tue, 08 May 2012 02:27:20 -0400

Because I am and I’d love to meet you!

If you’re going and want to meet up at some point during the convention, feel free to contact me via my personal blog!

How I responded when a customer said this to me. Thankfully he...

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 15:39:33 -0500

How I responded when a customer said this to me. Thankfully he was a good sport and got the joke.

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Sat, 10 Mar 2012 11:38:51 -0500

I can’t recommend a book similar to Nick Sparks. I...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:46:21 -0500

I can’t recommend a book similar to Nick Sparks. I don’t read sentimental dribble.

far too many of your memes are about twilight... we get the point

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:35:54 -0500

If people submitted others, there would be less about twilight.

It’s a book, Jackass. (Lane Smith FTW.)

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 20:44:14 -0500

It’s a book, Jackass.

(Lane Smith FTW.)

Working in a book store my favourite question this past Christmas was "Where do you keep the e-books in this store?"

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 08:51:45 -0500

I just love you so much for this blog.

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:55:15 -0500

Thank you so much! Sorry I haven’t posted in a while, I’m sure inspiration will come to me soon. Until then, everyone can feel free to submit any ideas they have!

seriously, I get this all the time.

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 16:17:08 -0400

seriously, I get this all the time.

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Mon, 24 Oct 2011 21:56:16 -0400

Thank you so much for your support everyone. I have them up! I...

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 18:51:00 -0400

Thank you so much for your support everyone. I have them up!

I am neither encouraging nor discouraging you to click them.

BUT PLEASE DO NOT CLICK THEM RAPIDLY OR MY ACCOUNT WILL PROBABLY BE SUSPENDED.

I love you all, you beautiful ostriches!

[Image of ostrich wearing horn-rimmed glasses] Top text:...

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 08:40:01 -0400

[Image of ostrich wearing horn-rimmed glasses] Top text: “Why yes, we’re a women’s bookstore.” Bottom text: “Why yes, I have heard of ‘Regina Wolf.’ Didn’t she write ‘To Room of One Sewn?’”

[Image of ostrich wearing horn-rimmed glasses] Top text:...

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 08:39:59 -0400

[Image of ostrich wearing horn-rimmed glasses] Top text: “SIR? THE LESBIAN EROTICA IS” Bottom Text: “NOT THERE FOR YOU”

A serious message to my lovely followers-

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 01:12:00 -0400

Something that not many people may know about me is that I am a poor college student.

Not just the regular kind of poor college student.

Like an extremely poor college student, whose family is also extremely poor, so I’m kind of screwed when it comes to money.

The thing is, I’ve been stuck in this part of the nation (New Jersey, that is) for my entire life. I went to Disney once, school funded. Now, the opportunity has arisen for me to go to VidCon 2012.

This is basically the dream of my life. I legitimately cried of happiness when it even became a possibility for me to go.

I would need to earn $800 by the middle of January in order to go. I am in the process of getting a job, which will give me MOST of the money I’d need, but it won’t be enough by that time.

I’m seriously considering putting ads on the blog.

Nothing flashy or anything that would yell at you, just simple Google ads.

I’m not asking you to click them (but I’m not NOT asking you to click them), I’m just letting you all know.

Would you unfollow me if I put ads on this blog?

Oh pants, sorry, I missed the instruction about the description...

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 02:00:38 -0400

Oh pants, sorry, I missed the instruction about the description the first time I submitted:

[Image of ostrich wearing horn-rimmed glasses] Top text: I believe that the author you’re referring to is E-*pic*-te-tus. Bottom text: Not Epic-teetus.

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Tue, 04 Oct 2011 14:29:29 -0400

I just had to explain this to my roommate. Oh lord, the...

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 14:27:55 -0400

I just had to explain this to my roommate.

Oh lord, the relevance.