No one takes advantage of my Dante!
-Hillary
Top: Why, no, I haven’t read Fifty Shades of Grey
Bottom: …or as I like to call it, Fifty Shades of Twilight Fanfic Bondage Porn
How I responded when a customer said this to me. Thankfully he was a good sport and got the joke.
I can’t recommend a book similar to Nick Sparks. I don’t read sentimental dribble.
It’s a book, Jackass.
(Lane Smith FTW.)
seriously, I get this all the time.
![[Image of ostrich wearing horn-rimmed glasses] Top text: “Why yes, we’re a women’s bookstore.” Bottom text: “Why yes, I have heard of ‘Regina Wolf.’ Didn’t she write ‘To Room of One Sewn?’”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltej9v7YZV1qhi30uo1_400.jpg)
[Image of ostrich wearing horn-rimmed glasses] Top text: “Why yes, we’re a women’s bookstore.” Bottom text: “Why yes, I have heard of ‘Regina Wolf.’ Didn’t she write ‘To Room of One Sewn?’”
![[Image of ostrich wearing horn-rimmed glasses] Top text: “SIR? THE LESBIAN EROTICA IS” Bottom Text: “NOT THERE FOR YOU”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltejoxVz9T1qhi30uo1_400.jpg)
[Image of ostrich wearing horn-rimmed glasses] Top text: “SIR? THE LESBIAN EROTICA IS” Bottom Text: “NOT THERE FOR YOU”
![Oh pants, sorry, I missed the instruction about the description the first time I submitted:
[Image of ostrich wearing horn-rimmed glasses] Top text: I believe that the author you’re referring to is E-*pic*-te-tus. Bottom text: Not Epic-teetus.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8ndf7eRn1qhi30uo1_400.jpg)
Oh pants, sorry, I missed the instruction about the description the first time I submitted:
[Image of ostrich wearing horn-rimmed glasses] Top text: I believe that the author you’re referring to is E-*pic*-te-tus. Bottom text: Not Epic-teetus.
