No one takes advantage of my Dante!
-Hillary
Top: Why, no, I haven’t read Fifty Shades of Grey
Bottom: …or as I like to call it, Fifty Shades of Twilight Fanfic Bondage Porn
How I responded when a customer said this to me. Thankfully he was a good sport and got the joke.
I can’t recommend a book similar to Nick Sparks. I don’t read sentimental dribble.
![[Image of ostrich wearing horn-rimmed glasses] Top text: “Why yes, we’re a women’s bookstore.” Bottom text: “Why yes, I have heard of ‘Regina Wolf.’ Didn’t she write ‘To Room of One Sewn?’”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltej9v7YZV1qhi30uo1_400.jpg)
[Image of ostrich wearing horn-rimmed glasses] Top text: “Why yes, we’re a women’s bookstore.” Bottom text: “Why yes, I have heard of ‘Regina Wolf.’ Didn’t she write ‘To Room of One Sewn?’”
![[Image of ostrich wearing horn-rimmed glasses] Top text: “SIR? THE LESBIAN EROTICA IS” Bottom Text: “NOT THERE FOR YOU”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltejoxVz9T1qhi30uo1_400.jpg)
[Image of ostrich wearing horn-rimmed glasses] Top text: “SIR? THE LESBIAN EROTICA IS” Bottom Text: “NOT THERE FOR YOU”
Of course, we want to encourage people to read more and be more cultivated. Here, just for today! a jumbo bucket of Doritos with your buy!
